Celebs Behaving Badly
by Michael Schaffer

Attention, gossip columnists! Putting a name to this blind item, via dlisted, is a surefire way to get that elusive celebrity scalp on your wall:

Which young celebrity should be reported to the humane society? She made a big fuss over a new puppy a while back, bringing it everywhere with her. Then the dog got older and bigger and more unruly, and the novelty wore off. She stopped traveling with it, and after a few indoor accidents, stopped allowing it in the house. The poor pup now spends half its time completely alone in the backyard, sometimes without food and water for the day if the owner forgets about it. 

America will forgive all manner of celebrity sex tapes, DUIs, and public infidelities. Mistreating a pooch? Not so much.